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Deshaun the Great

Discussion in 'Houston Texans' started by Colt45, Sep 10, 2017.

  1. HOUSTON2017

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    so i guess every team that faced those defenses went off..
     
  2. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I remember one time DeShaun took his family to Sea World. They were watching Shamu the whale when he and his family got splashed. So he yells, ‘I’m DeShaun Watson and no one gets me wet!’ So he climbs into the tank, grabs Shamu, and throws the whale into the audience, splashes him and yells, ‘How do you like it?’ And then damn if Watson didn’t step in there and finish the show!
     
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    The leaves had begun to change colors. The skies, a combination of blue and gray. Watson goes on to execute an incredible play. Afterwards, his main concern was not his wellness but the wellness of the waterboy, Watson turns the gatorade bottle and makes sure that the person in charge of hydrating was hydrated himself. By doing this, Watson not only earned my respect but saved a young man's life on the field. Water is important for survival.
    this is exactly how I remember it.
     
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    FLASH21 Heart O' Champs

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    Wild bro. You wild af....

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  5. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Did I ever tell you about the time DeShaun went hunting? He decides he’s going to hunt down all four of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. He stalks and kills every one of them with a machete. They all begged for their lives…except Leonardo!
     
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    Lol. Can you post all day? Please.
     
  7. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Watson once got his girl pregnant and the next day she gave birth to a delicious 20 ounce steak. The after birth was sauteed mushrooms!
     
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    pgabriel Educated Negro

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    His production is off the scale. He gets hot every game.

    If he stays healthy he is gonna put up some of the greatest numbers ever.
     
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  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Did I ever tell you about the time DeShaun took me out to go get a drink with him? We go off looking for a bar and we can’t find one. Finally he takes me to a vacant lot close to Minute Maid Park and says, ‘Here we are.’ We sat there for a six weeks and sure enough someone constructs a bar around us. The day they opened we ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. DeShaun yelled over the roar of the flames, ‘Always leave things the way you found em!'
     
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    Rewatching his highlight against the Legion of doom defense is giving me goosebumps this upcoming season.

     
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    Great example of BOBs offense and all the misdirection. Really spread them out and forced a nickel or safety to play wide with Lamar and Bruce with the end arounds. Opens up the middle for Watson to go to work.
     
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    Leonardo Decapitated?
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    The Pope told Watson it was OK to have a mistress.
     
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    I was at this game. What a roller coaster it was. Seattle fans were almost too nice expect for a couple. Place is definitely as loud as advertised though. Heartbreaking loss but thankfully the Stros had the epic game 5 win to end the night. Can’t believe BOB’s decisions to run the ball up the middle and give the ball back to Brady & Wilson on the road with our awful defense to eventually blow those two games. Can only hope he learned from that and won’t make that mistake again. Gotta have a killer instinct and let DW4 put the dagger in.
     
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    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    DeShaun's poop is considered currency in Argentina, Venezuela and Albania!
     
  16. donkeypunch

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    One turd in Venezuela will get you a mansion these days.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    I once saw him scissor kick Beyonce...and she thanked him for it!
     
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    Bus stop in Germany today


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    From my book of bible stories. No offense to jehova witnesses, my dad is one.
     
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