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Could Trump Ride a Bike?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Two Sandwiches, Aug 10, 2020.

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  1. Mr.Scarface

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    Trump's fat ass (he is over 300lbs, not 239lbs) can't hold his balance walking. He can't even Mount a bike. Frontotemporal Dementia won't allow for Bike riding.
     
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  2. KingCheetah

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    *Gears
     
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    Tap that piece like Fred Astaire
     
    #63 sirbaihu, Aug 10, 2020
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    Only metaphorically - the proposal is to make it a literal circus.
     
    #64 subtomic, Aug 10, 2020
  5. Buck Turgidson

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    Here's the perfect bike for Trump



    He can go **** himself as he rides off into the sunset
     
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  6. Os Trigonum

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    then Trump could ride his bike on a tightrope over the main ring!

    The_Australian_Blondin_on_bicycle.jpg
     
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    He's looking at the bike like.. What the HELL IS THAT????

    T_Man

     
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    nonsense. Trump himself once sponsored a bike race. true story. Tour de Trump. look it up.

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  9. KingCheetah

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    Owning a Litespeed back in the day was like driving a Bugatti.
     
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    Well if that's the case someone needs to give him that "LION, TIGER, BEAR" test again, because he looks like he has forgotten everything....

    T_Man
     
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    img_20190605_172338783_hdr_8e4969b0e7df1c7a6ca7b3d06721170fd0724ffb.jpg
     
    #71 deb4rockets, Aug 10, 2020
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    #72 Os Trigonum, Aug 10, 2020
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    Congratulations you win at the internet today.
     
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    I'm honestly surprised Dumbnutts can walk anywhere without getting lost.
     
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    could Trump drive the steam train at Disneyland?

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    #75 Os Trigonum, Aug 10, 2020
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    I did, and to what should be nobody's surprise:

    But despite its high profile, and even with the real estate nabob’s knack for publicity and pageantry, Trump’s namesake race lasted only two years, the short run largely thanks to his empire’s billions of dollars of debt.
     
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    Exactly. A lot of people think this thread is a joke. I'm serious. Let's put our money where our mouth is. Everything Trump usually brags about is an afront to an insecurity.

    And likewise towards his unconditional followers and their excuses for him or attempts at comedy.
     
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    Larry Bird can beat both in a game of Old Man H.O.R.S.E.

    Bird should be prez 4 life.
     
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    The perfect song for this thread!!!! Hahaha
    I had forgotten about that song.
     
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