How the F did my team take out Rook this week? QB and TE on a bye, best receiver injured, Zeke suspended, Johnson's been out all season. Seriously, WTF?
Even the blind squirrel with no brains can find a nut to swallow and sustain himself on. But ultimately that squirrel gon' die.
I'm no veterinarian, but I don't think that checks out. Your team may not even make the playoffs. 2 winning teams coming up in the next 2 weeks and Fournette hasn't produced in a month.
The playoffsare here - after another great segregate season, here is when my team lays down, year after year.
Beat @moestavern19 like a stepchild in one league. AND I beat his stepchild in another. Lulz. Does your wife or cat have a team I can destroy too or nah?
Glad you beat his ass. Would have been unbearable for me if he went undefeated as a rookie. Damn beginner's luck. Also I think you need to check the box score again rookie. This is a 2 week playoff. RUSSELL WILSON VERSUS JACKSONVILLE YEEEEEEEEEEARRRRGGGGGGG
How many times do I have to beat your ass? Man, I've already beat you twice this year, this is a joke. Go away.
I recall beating your ass a few times already too. You really need to just accept that I am much better than you.
Broooooooooo, I'm beating your ass by having the balls to play people nobody has ever heard of, like: Drake & Schobert. Meanwhile you rostered every preseason fantasy guide's b-list tier WR and a surefire QB. You old news fam. You left before HURRICANE HARVEY. You are NOT Ironborn.
Lulz. I've been beating everyone's ass with Kamara after scooping him while the rest of you cried about Ingram and even Peterson being in his way and put all your chips on Tarik Cohen.
As eventual CHAMPION and TASTEMAKER of this league, I'm thinking hard about who to remove from the league as my first executive order. Probably @Pete Chilcutt
Better than all of you at life. Confirmed what we all already knew. If each of you just wants to quit, take your ball and go home, I'd understand.
