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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Surfguy, Jul 20, 2020.

  1. Two Sandwiches

    Two Sandwiches Contributing Member

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    When I was a teen, I worked at Eckerd. I was taller than everyone else in the store, employee wise. Probably one of the taller employees they'd had in a long time. I'm not a giant, 6'2" - 6'3" ish.

    Anyways, one day, I'm doing the usual rotating product thing, as I'm bored, worked in the evening, and it was slow. I had read all the tabloids and didn't have anything else to do. So, I'm rotating this Hormel Chili to the front of the very top shelf. As I grab it, I think, that's weird, the package is all faded. So I start looking at the expiration date, and it expired 6 years prior.

    Teenage me thought about marching it into the office and asking for a raise. Instead, I just showed it to him and tried to guess his reaction. He wasn't even that upset or embarrassed.
     
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  2. conquistador#11

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    $2,000 for those 2 canisters.
    He actually ate it.
    over 2 million views for some guy that sounds like Deadpool eating a 100 yr old mre
    Thanks for posting.
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    A not so thank you to the post about a woman making bread with her yeast. Ugh.
     
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  3. ThatBoyNick

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    Honestly more interested in a review of the vagina recipe over OP's.

    I'm sure Fatty could find a desperate fast-food worker willing to participate, Jeff can just ring up any one of the models that are lined up waiting for him.
     
  4. Nero

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    Usually when I see a post like this, I have to look at the time of day it was posted, expecting it to be like 3AM. You know, because the poster was obviously drunk or high.

    But no. 6:30PM. That's too early to be that drunk and stoned. So I am thinking just.. dumb as a bag of rocks?

    Come on dude. Life is dangerous enough already without you going out of your way to try to off yourself.
     
  5. Surfguy

    Surfguy Contributing Member

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    "I didn't know. It was a bad call."
    [​IMG]
     
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  6. VooDooPope

    VooDooPope Love > Hate
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    back near the start of this pandemic I was going to make a pecan pie at my girlfriends house.

    I asked her if she had any corn syrup and she brought out this bottle that expired in 2001.

    I did NOT use that corn syrup. Glad you survived.
     
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  7. SemisolidSnake

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    I'm just impressed at the amount of effort you put into making something with as high a chance as possible to make you feel sick. Bravo? My brain is probably as confused as your body right now.
     
  8. Surfguy

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    Again, I thought the flour was from within the last year or so. And, the milk was borderline. The bread was edible but it just didn’t taste right. lol

    This loaf of bread could have fed 40 or more prisoners in a labor camp back in the day. I’m sorry I had to throw it out.

    I will keep a better watch on the freshness of my flour from now on.
     
  9. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Tales from the apocalypse
     
  10. SemisolidSnake

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    Nah, I saw. I'm just ribbing you. Anything that starts with "I just made bread.." is going to automatically impress me about the amount of effort. This would have been a Jackass-level prank with a few changes.
     
  11. Invisible Fan

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  12. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS
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    Considering...smell should not even be brought up. One demerit for you.
     
  13. Invisible Fan

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    I'll quit while I'm ahead and not post oil and vinegar recipes for dipping bread.
     
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  14. jiggyfly

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    Dude!

    Why?
     
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  15. jiggyfly

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    How is 6:30 pm to early to be drunk or high?
     
  16. Nero

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    LOL no just too early to be THAT drunk or high.
     
  17. Xerobull

    Xerobull You son of a b!tch! I'm in!

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    Some of my best benders were over well before 6:30pm.
     
  18. Os Trigonum

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    if OP posted this thread in D&D he could blame it on politics
     
  19. donkeypunch

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    Pretty simple. We went hiking and I was hungry thereafter.
     
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  20. jiggyfly

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    And you decided to bake bread?
     

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