James Harden Illustrated

One of my favorites.

 

More appropriate if it were James Bond Intro style women.

IMO

 

Middle-Beard

 

Beardoros

 

Project by Filip Peraić, born and raised in Zadar, Croatia! Representing my hometown woohoo

He also created this awesome portrait of Dwight Howard for Bill Simmons' story in Grantland Quarterly:

 

These are way cool and really impressive, but not very realistic. Where's the strippers at?

 

Panthro comment on queue

 

2012. You're two years too late

 

I'm 17 total comments in after three months of membership, and I've already developed an "on queue" reputation?? Sweet!

I'd say there's a better chance that James Harden is currently in a strip club as I am typing this than the chance that it's been two years since James Harden has been in a strip club.

 

Saving for the next time i take LSD. Can't wait to look at this.

 

Yeah we remember your nonstop Harden "stripper" lines from your last account (banned?). You already wore them out and should've let them die with it.

 

Looks like sperms all over his face and head...

 

Ha! That wasn't me, but this guy sounds awesome.

 

If that's what your sperm looks like and you live anywhere in the vicinity of a nuclear reactor, my advice is that you seek out a doctor immediately.

 

Still learning images

 

You can see these live in Miami now.

Click here to view in one page --> https://www.jameshardenillustrated.com/all-portraits/



This one has special relevance today, with the net-thwarted dunk.

 

I have that top one as a t-shirt. My parents got it in China.