If there's one thing that IS consistent about media reports about the Rockets, it's that EVERYONE has anonymous sources that give them unique insight into the League, the Rockets organization, and the minds themselves of every player. Guys, WE also have sources. Every single one of us. The world is just waiting to hear what OUR sources have to say about the Rockets. Of course, these sources MUST remain anonymous to protect them. But, have no doubt, everything they say is completely legitimate. So, Clutchfans, what do YOUR sources tell you about the Rockets?
For example, one of my most trusted sources in Philly just told me that Jimmy Butler has seen the report on Chris Paul making fun of James Harden's man boobs, and it's made him slightly more interested in considering Houston as a destination. Is it defend Harden's moobs against the savage Chris Paul...or to admire them? I'll keep everyone posted as soon as I hear more.
My sources tell me that PJ Tucker and Nene have armadillos in their trousers. It’s frightening. The girls run screaming...
(For those that are less sarcastically inclined, this is an attempt at a fun, ongoing thread to lighten the mood and make fun of the media. Go wild with your reports from your sources. Now, if you manage to call something right, however, go ahead and take full credit anywhere and everywhere. Your source won't mind.)
My sources tell me we should have FUN at the Draft and the Jersey Inauguration Party! Eric is having fun again.
Straight up, the other day I was really excited to have a sweet and spicy bacon burger from Whataburger. Little did I know that there is mustard in it! I don't always eat fast food so when I do I want it to be "worth it." I hate mustard and why would you mix mustard with a sweet/tangy sauce anyways. Thus, multiple sauces confirm James Harden will remain a Rocket next season.
My sauces ranked 1) Whataburger honey butter 2) Popeyes Mardi Gras Mustard 3) Chick fil a sauce 4) KFC finger licking sauce
