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[They Stole His Nuts News] TV Host Wakes Up Castrated After Making Out With Blond Stranger

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by percicles, Feb 26, 2015.

  1. percicles

    percicles Member

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  2. Mr. Clutch

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    It takes some balls to castrate someone
     
  3. Tom Bombadillo

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    The gall of some people...
     
  4. dachuda86

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    Justice for the wife.
     
  5. bongman

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    Good candidate for a directv commercial
     
  6. Mr. Brightside

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    She wrong for that.


    (I've always wanted to say this phrase out loud in conversation, but I don't think I have enough swagger)
     
  7. shastarocket

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    Why not just get a sperm donation, sheesh
     
  8. Surfguy

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    I didn't know you could transplant nuts? Never heard of that.
     
  9. CCorn

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    You have to be careful. The strangers at bars can be nuts.
     
  10. DonkeyMagic

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  11. rocketsjudoka

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    In Russia when you say you get your rocks off, you really do get your rocks off!
     
  12. The Captain

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    Gangster Retaliation for something he said on the air.
     
  13. Jontro

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    They have something that could fix that for you.


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  14. Two Sandwiches

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    This is probably the same exact story my dog tells everyone.
     
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  15. TheFreak

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    Apparently the suspected castrator doesn't only victimize men:

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  16. BamBam

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    Are you saying Bob Barker had something to do with this...:eek:
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  17. Roc Paint

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    I'm sure it was the Invisible fan of balls.
     
  18. Invisible Fan

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    If you're stalking me, then I'm not invisible enough.

    Get your own balls.
     
  19. Andre0087

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    There's a black market for testicles? Really?
     
  20. HR Dept

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    Looks like he failed that testes.
     

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