Dead or meditating?

No food or water for four days; that's a goner.

 

HAH! Keep him as alive and you can keep your job?

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/guru-dead-meditating_n_5417696.html

 

Tickle him, see if he wakes.. if not, then my deep condolences.

 

Hire a prostitute. See if anything comes up.

 

Put a picture of Karl Malone in front of him and see if he doesn't want to rip it apart. Shoot, I would. That will surely wake me up from ANY mother effin' state.

IPSAC?

 

I always wanted to do this as a Halloween costume with 2 other real people.

 

I'm down.

I'm the one with the mustache, FYI.

Hit me up when the party is planned.

 

Dude, Bernie looks more Mexican than I do.

 

One of India's wealthiest spiritual leaders died of a heart attack in January, mourned by his wife and son.

However, according to his followers, "His Holiness Shri Ashutosh Maharaj ji has been in deep meditative state (Samadhi) since 29th January 2014."

They have placed him into a freezer in order to keep his body well-preserved for when he wakes up

 

He is dead.



OP's link wasn't working on my office PC. If it wasn't just me here is another one http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/05/30/guru-dead-meditating_n_5417696.html



Wouldn't his dead body smell like a dead body? I'm thinking it would be like the opening scene of Se7en.