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Sampson: Chandler Parsons is intangible

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  1. Carl Herrera

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    #1 Carl Herrera, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is eggs

    <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p>Sampson compares <a href="https://twitter.com/ChandlerParsons">@ChandlerParsons</a> to eggs. &quot;I have watched enough cooking shows to know that you can't make a cake without some eggs.&quot;</p>&mdash; Jenny Dial Creech (@jennydialcreech) <a href="https://twitter.com/jennydialcreech/statuses/410853724215472128">December 11, 2013</a></blockquote>
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    #2 tallanvor, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is oven
     
    #3 AvgJoe, Dec 11, 2013
  4. Patience

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    Does Parsons know how to do Japanese Algebra?
     
    #4 Patience, Dec 11, 2013
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    That's his new nickname.

    Eggs.


    itshappening.gif
     
    #5 bmd, Dec 11, 2013
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    But you can definitely make cake without eggs.
     
    #6 Convictedstupid, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is binder.

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    #7 napalm06, Dec 11, 2013
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    But you can't make cake without oven
     
    #8 AvgJoe, Dec 11, 2013
  9. bmd

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    Sure you can.
     
    #9 bmd, Dec 11, 2013
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    You can definitely make cake without eggs or an over.
     
    #10 HTown_TMac, Dec 11, 2013
  11. Fawkward

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    But you can't make cake without Chandler Parsons
     
    #11 Fawkward, Dec 11, 2013
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    Chandler is H-O-T.
     
    #12 langal, Dec 11, 2013
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    First he was the chicken, now he is the egg that MADE THE CHICKEN.

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    So how do you serve Chandler Parsons??? Sunny side up??? :confused: :confused:
     
    #14 cml750, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is lamp.
     
    #15 robbie380, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is also tangible. So what happens when you have intangible+tangible? Or does your mind just blow up?
     
    #16 meh, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is...
    Bout to get paid.
     
    #17 valorita, Dec 11, 2013
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    Eggs in soanish is huevos and huevos is balls.
     
    #18 lunaticrocket, Dec 11, 2013
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    Parsons is mind-bottling.
     
    #19 scottie brooks, Dec 11, 2013
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    Why am I so hungry?
     
    #20 Sweet Lou 4 2, Dec 11, 2013
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