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The Mavericks' Knock-off Chandler Parsons?

Discussion in 'NBA Dish' started by Carl Herrera, Jul 20, 2013.

  1. Carl Herrera

    Carl Herrera Member

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    The Rockets had great success with Chandler Parsons both on and off the court. Parsons is a good player and is popular with both the ladies and Dwight Howard.

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    Seeing this, it appears that Mark Cuban has decided to emulate Morey's acquisition of Chandler Parsons by signing a Parsons impersonator, Israeli point guard Gal Mekel:

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    Notice that Cuban gave Mekel the same hair cut that Parsons has.
     
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  2. gmoney411

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    Of course Stern will do nothing about this
     
  3. daywalker02

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    Haha another one
    Evan Fournier
     
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    Yeah but he's missing that Asian dude to have a bromance with. Maybe they'll sign Sun Yue or whatever his name is.
     
  7. LosPollosHermanos

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    out of the league I believe.
     
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    I'm not so sure.

    We have 2 "superstars" now. So Stern might be giving special briefings to our benefit these days?

    I suspect Mekel will be whistled for ghost fouls all season, and will never get a call himself UNTIL he cuts his hair. Stern probably sent Cuban a self-destructing note to that effect.
     
  10. el gnomo

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    Mekel the Schmekel FTW
     
  11. REEKO_HTOWN

    REEKO_HTOWN I'm Rich Biiiiaaatch!

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    Cuban needed to get his recruiting game upgraded
     
  12. el gnomo

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    edit: according to urban dictionary, it's 'shmekel'
     
  13. Jontro

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    Is that Jewish for Michael?

    Cuban needs to recruit hot dudes with a more friendly name.
     
  14. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    That's one gal that Parsons won't hit.
     
  15. Voice of Aus

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    post of the day
     
  16. dmenacela

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    Not a chance. Dude looks like CP but Israel is no Florida.
     
  17. giddyup

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    Joel McHale now wears his hair in this fashion.
     
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    Mother of God...
     
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    Is the word Jontro Christian for Jonathan?
     
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  20. Carl Herrera

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    It is really kind of...

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