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Text a girl and ask if you can "tap that"

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by BleedsRocketRed, Aug 3, 2009.

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  1. AXG

    AXG Member

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    Me: Hey gurl! Whatz up? ;)
    Her: Nothing. You?
    Me: Nuthin, just chilling. Hey I gotta ? 4 U.
    Her: Yeah?
    Me: I was wondering when u gonna let me tap that?
    Her: Not anytime soon. Sorry bub.
    Me: Ok have a nice day!!!
    Me: Actually it was a joke. I asked ppl of the opposite sex and c what their responses were.
    Her: Uh-huh sure it was...
     
    #301 AXG, Dec 9, 2009
  2. Nice Rollin

    Nice Rollin Member

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    WHATZ
    4 U
    C

    how old are you 14?
     
    #302 Nice Rollin, Dec 9, 2009
  3. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Seriously, this thread is just painful to read...
     
    #303 ima_drummer2k, Dec 9, 2009
  4. DonkeyMagic

    DonkeyMagic Member
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    wat u mean?
     
    #304 DonkeyMagic, Dec 9, 2009
  5. ceonwuka

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    lol, so I gave in and tried it to a couple girls.

    #1 (this girl might be slow...)

    me: Question:
    Her: Yes
    me: when are u gonna let me tap that?
    Her: idk
    Her: what made u ask that question
    me: my manhood
    me: idk is not a sufficient answer
    her: but i really don't... I dont think I can give you a date and time...
    her: its not like scheduling an appointment
    me: ur ****** lame. search "can i tap that" on google
    her: ok
    her: lol, this is what you do with your spare time
    her: where are you
    me: powell library. ur response was lame, i'm not even gonna share it
    her: what? i was being honest. i didnt say no.
    her: here let me ask the question
    her: hey charles, when are you gonna let me tap that
    me: tomorrow
    her: thats not a good answer
    me: f*** yea it is.
    her: ok, so ask me again.
    me: no, i don't wanna play anymore. ur no fun.



    #2
    me: question
    her: yes
    me: when u gonna let me tap that?
    her: today if you let me
    me: F*** yea!
    me: naw for real tho next week when schools out we're makin a porno.
    ...
    the rest of the convo is pretty explicit. I'd pretty much be putting *'s up every other word.



    Girl #1 goes to school with me, Girl #2 doesnt do anything. Conclusion, smart girls suck.
     
    #305 ceonwuka, Dec 9, 2009
  6. ItsMyFault

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    I have to agree.
     
    #306 ItsMyFault, Jan 26, 2010
  7. Pete Chilcutt

    Pete Chilcutt Member

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    Why would you bump this! :confused:
     
    #307 Pete Chilcutt, Jan 26, 2010
  8. RedRedemption

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    Wow. :grin:
    I expect to hear more hilarious stories from you newer ClutchFans members!
     
    #308 RedRedemption, Jan 26, 2010
  9. ItsMyFault

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    This thread is constantly bumped for it's greatness. I hadn't read any of the new ones since page 14...
     
    #309 ItsMyFault, Jan 26, 2010
  10. DaDakota

    DaDakota Arrest all Pedophiles
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    Man, our generation used booze.....not technology.

    DD
     
    #310 DaDakota, Jan 26, 2010
  11. Pete Chilcutt

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    Nevermind I thought you were implying that this thread was horrible :)
     
    #311 Pete Chilcutt, Jan 26, 2010
  12. ItsMyFault

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    Oh DaDa... you and that edit feature of yours.
     
    #312 ItsMyFault, Jan 26, 2010
  13. Crudder

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    Maybe you should've suggested the periodicals in Powell as a place or Franz Hall Basement - there are some dead areas in those two buildings...
     
    #313 Crudder, Jan 26, 2010
  14. The_Yoyo

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    sweet we have some fellow UCLA ppl up in here


    seriously the stacks are a dead zone in powell

    same with the first floor bookstore in ackerman for me
     
    #314 The_Yoyo, Jan 27, 2010
  15. boomboom

    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Bump...to see if some of you newbs can score some text taps...and to hopefully counterbalance the insanity this week's draft is dishing out.
     
    #315 boomboom, Jun 26, 2012
  16. Tree-Mac

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    Tap what? What is "that"? Tap her on her shoulder? Her hand? Butt? What?
     
    #316 Tree-Mac, Jun 26, 2012
  17. Yonkers

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    You taking lessons from SwoLy or something?
     
    #317 Yonkers, Jun 26, 2012
  18. King of 40 Acres

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    TDA tap dat ass
     
    #318 King of 40 Acres, Jun 26, 2012
  19. BrieflySpeaking

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    definitely a relative of Swoly
     
    #319 BrieflySpeaking, Jun 26, 2012
  20. RV6

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    Are these 16 pages worth a read? the first page or so just reads like teens texting and saying "psych just kidding!!" in the end....
     
    #320 RV6, Jun 26, 2012
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