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I'm never drinking alcohol again!! :(

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by ballerboy001, May 28, 2012.

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  1. ballerboy001

    ballerboy001 Member

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    I saw Haymitch's thread about wanting to START drinking, so I figured I'd share this little story with you all. /embarrassment

    Mannn, I got so drunk last night! The place I was at had 50 cent Stag Cans. That's right! FIFTY CENTS!! After those came a few Pabst Blue Ribbons, and then the Coors Light (yuck). Well, when I went to sleep this morning (around 6AM), I felt pretty fine. Well, 10 AM today rolls around, and I wake up because I have a pounding headache, and I have that feeling you get when you feel like you need to take a chit, but you need to vomit, AT THE SAME TIME. Well, I wasn't really sure which would come first (I was honestly hoping I could get away with just doing the #2, and maybe the vomit feeling would go away.

    Boy was I wrong!!! :( So I head to the bathroom, and I suddenly crouch over the toilet. BAM. I start vomiting violently into the toilet, and after a while it started coming out kinda like tomato paste! Well, with all of the violent vomiting, I lose my bowels.

    So, here I am throwing up into the toilet while chitting my pants. I had on khaki pants, mind you. Wouldn't you know, it was DIARRHEA! :( So, at this point, I'm in tears. Not so much from the pain, but from the fact that I just chit my pants and I'm still vomiting.

    :(

    Never again. Never again will I drink.
     
    #1 ballerboy001, May 28, 2012
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  2. Kam

    Kam Member

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    Lol Repped.

    Will read again.
     
    #2 Kam, May 28, 2012
  3. bladeage

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    I stopped reading when I read that you drank a PBR.
     
    #3 bladeage, May 28, 2012
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    Could have been worse....
    [​IMG]
     
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    Until next weekend.
     
    #5 arkoe, May 28, 2012
  6. ballerboy001

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    LOL.


    Touche.
     
    #6 ballerboy001, May 28, 2012
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    Don't drink for volume, my god. Straight neat, mixed, water, repeat once and call it a night.
     
    #7 Dairy Ashford, May 28, 2012
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    This is why I drink tea. No hangovers. Plus it's rather delightful with crackers.
     
    #8 Jontro, May 29, 2012
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    Lmao.

    I can relate except for the fact that it happened to me while sleeping! :(

    Didn't stop me from drinking though. :grin:
     
    #9 mrm32, May 29, 2012
  10. ballerboy001

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    Wait. you CHIT yourself while sleeping? :( :eek:
     
    #10 ballerboy001, May 29, 2012
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    works off that half glass of sherry rather quickly, don't it?
     
    #11 supdudes, May 29, 2012
  12. mrm32

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    Never drinking that much again.

    The party was fun or so I think it was. I was pretty s***faced.
     
    #12 mrm32, May 29, 2012
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    I've never had the vomit/**** thing happen to me, but one time I vomited during the hangover so bad that my eyes turned red because of something popping (I don't recall what the doctor said happened exactly). For two weeks I looked like something out of a horror movie because the whites of my eyes were almost entirely bloodied. At one point in the two weeks I had forgotten that my eyes looked like that and I starting becoming really confused by the strange looks people gave me while I minded my own business, haha.

    Anyway, that was my first time getting drunk (I was in high school) and I didn't drink for years after that. But I'm drinking quite a bit now, so...
     
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    has anyone tried those new "anti-hangover" shots that are sold next to the 5 hour energy? I doubt they work, but I would be interested to read about anyone that thinks they're worth a try.


    As for the barf/chit....I have thrown up so hard before that I sharted...not a lot, but enough that it freaked me out.

    Now it's just a good story.

    Stay thirsty my friends.
     
    #15 Codman, May 29, 2012
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    Man up and have a hair of the dog.
     
    #16 Burko, May 29, 2012
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    So, in short you had a great night up until 6am. Props.
     
    #17 LonghornFan, May 29, 2012
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    Better than you waking up in your own diarrhea and vomit with your girl screaming at you, hehe.
     
    #18 MIAGI99, May 29, 2012
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    There are some nasty muthaf...s on this forum...
     
    #19 Yung-T, May 29, 2012
  20. da_juice

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    So, while vomiting you decided to post on clutchfans? ;)
     
    #20 da_juice, May 29, 2012
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