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  1. BleedRocketsRed

    BleedRocketsRed Member

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    Just read this article by Adande- http://espn.go.com/nba/story/_/id/7424646/los-angeles-lakers-new-look

    This article mentions that the Rockets have 3 white Americans while only 2 (Chase and Parsons) come to mind. Am I missing somebody?



    Some of these are pretty good:
    #thelakersaresowhite they should be called the Utah jazz.

    #TheLakersaresoWhite they make Blake Griffin look black

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite they warm up to Dancing Queen."

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite They made the Jazz look like the Harlem Globetrotters.

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite that Matt Barnes looks like a Wesley Snipes sitting on the bench with Kapono and Walton.

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite the Kardashians won't attend Lakers games anymore.

    #thelakersaresowhite all of Portland is thinking, "hey, I could see myself cheering for this team"


    #TheLakersAreSoWhite people mistake Kobe Bryant's name as being spelt as "Colby Bryant"

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite They made the Jazz look like the Harlem Globetrotters.

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite they had to hire a handshake trainer.

    #TheLakersAreSoWhite they warm up to Dancing Queen."
     
    #1 BleedRocketsRed, Jan 6, 2012
  2. TurtleBonzi

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    #TheLakersAreSoWhite that Kobe can just go after his teammates instead.
     
    #2 TurtleBonzi, Jan 6, 2012
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  3. Child_Plz

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    #TheLakersAresSoWhite their avg credit score is 800.
     
    #3 Child_Plz, Jan 6, 2012
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    #TheLakersaresoBlack jokes would be considered racist. Just sayin...
     
    #4 3814, Jan 6, 2012
  5. Johndoe804

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    This is racist!!!1!!
     
    #5 Johndoe804, Jan 6, 2012
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    Commence operation: priya-wouldn't.wanna.be-ya
     
    #6 what, Jan 6, 2012
  7. Carl Herrera

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    Kevin Martin?

    Or Luis Scola? South Americans are Americans, aren't they?
     
    #7 Carl Herrera, Jan 6, 2012
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    [​IMG]
     
    #8 rolyat93, Jan 6, 2012
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    maybe they thought goran was a white american
     
    #9 jayhow92, Jan 6, 2012
  10. CCorn

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    Tehee
     
    #10 CCorn, Jan 6, 2012
  11. sinobball

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    White, but American?
     
    #11 sinobball, Jan 6, 2012
  12. Carl Herrera

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    The Jazz are not as white as they once were. Head Coach Corbin, for example, is blacker than the entire Houston Rockets team combined.
     
    #12 Carl Herrera, Jan 6, 2012
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    #13 sinobball, Jan 6, 2012
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    Maybe they counted McHale.
     
    #14 sinobball, Jan 6, 2012
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    kevin martin is the 3rd
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    #15 k-money, Jan 6, 2012
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    Hasheem thabeet is the 3rd
     
    #16 pge71188, Jan 6, 2012
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    #TheLakersaresoWhite They can have World Peace with only white guys

    :grin:
     
    #17 j.daniel4, Jan 6, 2012
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    #TheLakersaresoWhite They drink Mayo flavored Gatorade
     
    #18 RedHotRockets01, Jan 6, 2012
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    cleverly disguised "why can't I make racially incensitive jokes too!?!" post
     
    #19 pmac, Jan 6, 2012
  20. jayhow92

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    But we have the whitest white guy! :grin:

    [​IMG]
     
    #20 jayhow92, Jan 6, 2012
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