[tell all poll] What race are you?

Is this another thread where you dodge your own questions Ronny?

 

I never think about what "race" I am. This thread made me think about it.

I look rather Caucasian (tall), with a hint of Asian that I tend to forget about until people ask me if I have some Asian ancestors. Some people don't ask and act surprised when they find out, but I think it is obvious. My cultural background is Central European (conservative) and I don't feel out of place when I am around my aristocratic friends and am almost the only person who is not blond and blue-eyed. I don't think about it. I have spent a lot of time abroad, and can fit in in many places. I once was the only non-Black person at a hip-hop concert on the UH campus. That's actually not true, I dragged a Japanese friend along. He was very scared. My non-existent dancing skills are unfortunately that of a stiff German or boring Asian math nerd, same goes for singing. I avoid exposing myself to situations in which I would have to sing Karaoke. Once I was forced to, in Korea. It was very embarrassing. Fortunately, everyone was too drunk to pay attention. I am very intelligent, which they say of Asians, but not really outstanding at Math. My temper can be that of a Latin person. I feel very comfortable among Latin people. When we agree to meet at 8, we show up around the same time (8:30 or 9, it doesn't really matter). Black girls sometimes think I am Latin, for whatever reason. They must not have seen me "dance". I like Jewish humor. I like Black music. Ladies call me Greg Oden, so I might have some very remote Black ancestors as well. I am not prejudiced. My prejudice, if any, comes from experience. Talking about experience, I like women of all races. I am almost as old as Fatty. I still go to bars. My friends have long predicted that I would one day get into trouble because I run my mouth a lot, but somehow, it has not happened yet, although I have come close many times.

What was the question again?

 

the question was..have you told your parents you are gay?

 

I forgot to mention in my post that I generally felt like a God writing it, swinging away, and that Karl Lagerfeld once talked to me after a fashion shoot.

 

Oh my what an incredibly thorough and well thought out poll!

I'm surprised there is no distinction between Africans and African Americans though

 

YOU my friend are a comedian!

Roky

 

i'm going to respond with this song

Spoiler

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0 black people? lololol

 

Human

DD

 

that sounds like a prepared statement...

 

Meaningless distinction once you have kids in this country; no African table at the school cafeteria.

 

Eh, he shoulda went with "yellow bone" - black and "Wesley Snipes blue" - black.

 

I'm an Earthling from Venus.

My mother was born in heaven, while my father came straight from hell. They met on Venus and we moved here when I was 1 year old.

 

Nexus 6

 

I would have sworn you were plutonian.

 

I don't really think in terms of race, but rather basketball. Back in the day when I was playing a lot, the brothers would compare my game to Billy Paultz and later, Kurt Rambis.

 

Where is the "Light sunburst golden tan with some subtle yellow hispanic" option?