Nate Robinson rofl

Who here has never urinated outdoors?

 

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Seriously. Give him a ticket [with gloved hands] and move along
Why take him to jail and 'process' him?
seems like a waste of time.

Rocket River

 

Probably just an instance of being taken to the drunk tank

 

I peez anywhere lulz

Yea man, just come piss all over my parked car if you gotta go. And have the piss sit in the sun for a while and gunk up. Washable, who cares, LIBERATION.

 

Aww that one was good.

 

When I read the bolded part I thought he was fapping, hehe.

 

force of habit??

 

I've pissed in the streets on three continents and ultiple countries. Nothing to see here.

 

I'm really surprised that they arrested him. I've done this once and only got a ticket. The worst part was the cop approached me midway through...he had to wait.

 

Everytime a public place is micturated upon in this fair city, Nate Robinson is to blame? I MIND! This will not stand this aggression will not stand man new shiit has come to light

 

JERRY: I've had this condition since I was eleven! I've been in and out of hospitals my whole life. I have no control over it. Doctors have told me that when I feel it, the best thing to do is just release it. Otherwise, I could die.

SECURITY GUARD: Well you're still not allowed.

JERRY: Do you hear what I'm saying to you?! I'm telling you that if I don't go, I could die. Die. Is it worth dying for?

SECURITY GUARD: That's up to you.

JERRY: So you don't care if I die.

SECURITY GUARD: What I care about is the sanitary condition of the parking facility.

JERRY: It was life and death.

SECURITY GUARD: Uh huh.

JERRY: Oh I'm lying. Why would I do it unless I was in mortal danger? I know it's against the law.

SECURITY GUARD: I don't know.

JERRY: Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die. That's why!...Do you think I enjoy living like this?...the shame, the humiliation...You know I have been issued a public urination pass by the city because of my condition. Unfortunately my little brother ran out of the house with it this morning.

JERRY: Him and his friends are probably peeing all over the place. You want to call the Department of Social Services? Oh, it's Saturday. They're closed today. My luck.

SECURITY GUARD: You can tell the police all about it.

 

I pee in public sometimes (in the shadows). I don't see what's the big deal.