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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by The Captain, Apr 11, 2011.

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What would you do if p*rn was outlawed in the US?

  1. Quit watching p*rn and go back to lengere ads and National Geographic pics.

    13 vote(s)
    11.1%

  2. Risk watching - I gotta get my jerk on.

    52 vote(s)
    44.4%

  3. Peace-out, USA! Move out of the country.

    17 vote(s)
    14.5%

  4. Suicide is the answer.

    16 vote(s)
    13.7%

  5. Other.

    19 vote(s)
    16.2%
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  1. The Captain

    The Captain Member

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    Say p*rn was outlawed, similar to alcohol prohibition in the 1920s. The fine for getting caught with it is similar to getting a DUI; it's not a felony for the first offense, but you really get put through the grinder on fines and time-consuming classes, seminars, etc. Then the second, third, etc, offenses stack up and there's a possibility of going to jail.

    Also, if you get pulled over or police enter your house, there's a way for them to find p*rn on digital devices, kind of like a drug dog finds weed hidden under that old removable floorboard.

    What would you do?
     
    #1 The Captain, Apr 11, 2011
  2. bobrek

    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    Keep living my life as usual as this would not impact me peronally one iota.
     
    #2 bobrek, Apr 11, 2011
  3. LonghornFan

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    Really not give a ****. I got over pr0n on the interwebs when I was like 24.
     
    #3 LonghornFan, Apr 11, 2011
  4. The Captain

    The Captain Member

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    Easy to determine if you've been streaming p*rn. This is your first offense, pervert. Glen Beck faints.
     
    #4 The Captain, Apr 11, 2011
  5. Carl Herrera

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    I would look into investing in the p*rn business, which I imagine would have a higher margin of profit if it were outlawed.
     
    #5 Carl Herrera, Apr 11, 2011
  6. Sym0™

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    I would continue to torrent it
     
    #6 Sym0™, Apr 11, 2011
  7. SwoLy-D

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    It's lingerie, sir. :eek: I should know.
    Operating word OR is key here. One or the other, right? Not both? :p
     
    #7 SwoLy-D, Apr 11, 2011
  8. rocketsjudoka

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    Work for social change!
     
    #8 rocketsjudoka, Apr 11, 2011
  9. The Captain

    The Captain Member

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    poop.

    I don't know why I post before I finish my second cup of coffee.
     
    #9 The Captain, Apr 11, 2011
  10. DarkHorse

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    For whatever reason, I think many people are missing the point of this exercise.
     
    #10 DarkHorse, Apr 11, 2011
  11. TreeRollins

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    I would be an outlaw
     
    #11 TreeRollins, Apr 11, 2011
  12. apollo33

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    Yeah lol, You can be the Al Capone of p*rn.

    I would also see a huge rise in homemade p*rn. This isn't like alcohol where you need certain materials and equipment to make. Anyone with a camcorder (cell phone) these days can technically make p*rn.
     
    #12 apollo33, Apr 11, 2011
  13. Landlord Landry

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    socks would last longer.
     
    #13 Landlord Landry, Apr 11, 2011
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  14. VanityHalfBlack

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    fleshlight....
     
    #14 VanityHalfBlack, Apr 11, 2011
  15. emjohn

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    This.
     
    #15 emjohn, Apr 11, 2011
  16. rezdawg

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    I'd get a girlfriend.
     
    #16 rezdawg, Apr 11, 2011
  17. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    That is my answer as well.
     
    #17 Manny Ramirez, Apr 11, 2011
  18. ScriboErgoSum

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    [​IMG]
     
    #18 ScriboErgoSum, Apr 11, 2011
  19. Daedalus

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    i'd probably be doing less coke
     
    #19 Daedalus, Apr 11, 2011
  20. Realjad

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    I would say screw the system and continue to wank.. to p*rn.. man on woman p*rn

    p*rn rules
     
    #20 Realjad, Apr 11, 2011
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