ClutchFans Game Thread: Blazers @ Rockets 3/6/2026

Alperen in the Epstein files?

@RB713 says he does have a 16-year old gf.

 

I hereby use my authority as an envoy of the Tilman Fertitter enterprise to issue an absolute and binding pardon for @Salvy for his unbelievable meme work and fandom support of Clutchfans and the Houston Rockets. May Fweedom be with you.

 

She can join her son towards the exit
I’m done with him

 

nah he dodged the bullet. He wasn’t rich enough when Epstein was around.

but he’s going to make someone’s file one day.

 

rejected. and reported.

 

Oh has Momster gone negative on rockets fans? I don’t keep up. But if so that kind of sucks. And definitely not doing Tari any favors.

 

she said something about jokics stats one day and said Rockets fans would want to trade him asap lmao etc. she is a mess.

 

i remember seeing Sengun's girlfriend a couple years ago and thinking she looked so young, but i also forget how young sengun is.. also please be lying.

 

Lmao, yeah sure in America, the only 40 year old virgin I've met in the UK was from Nigeria. Most of us are sexually active in our teens, as ****ed up as that is.

 

He was good on offense. He gave up about 15 dunks on defense though lol. Lots of room for… improvement

 

Reed is playing much more poised and impacting the game in a huge way right now. He's a shooting threat, yes, but he's also getting to the rim really well and can always kick out to an open shooter. The issue is, our open shooters couldn't hit ****.

Tari is NOT going to be worth a big contract. His shooting has regressed, his defense is way less energized than last season (with almost the same amount of mental lapses) and he seems to be sulking a bunch. I've not been a big fan of his body language this season, and I'm quite ready to move on. I'm not saying he's not a valuable player, he definitely is...but I think he believes that he deserves a major deal and I don't think his ceiling is worth it.

Good bounceback game from Alpi, though! They called him for a bunch of stupid **** fouls though.

 

Yea but sometimes the longer you're married, the in house p***y is harder to get especially after kids. Maybe he's a ****er bro n she wouldn't deliver. I mean idk bro I'm not living their life, but just because she's all that doesn't mean that relationship is gonna last, its cool but life/relationships are more than that.

 

hey now,
No gossiping

 

boring win tonight

 

“Which way to the NBA FINALS DJT?”

 

After hours game thread goes down.

 

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