Let's Trade for James Harden

When I was in Detroit (one of the worst dystopian places imaginable)

the only solace people would have was “at least we’re not Cleveland right?”

 

Worse than that, he's one of the highest BBIQ players on the planet, and he'd rather play with Mitchell, Mobley and ****in who the **** knows who than our "core (I forget how many number it is so we'll ironically use this) 13" of "star prospects." Plus you know Ime's probably a buzzkill and would hit on his b****es and James aint gonna put up with that bullshit.

 

we probably were never even interested in Harden to begin with because of Ime

you’d swear Ime is Stone’s boss the way the roster is catered to him

 

Hunting for a ring and most importantly, a paycheck

Rumors are he wants $80M over 2 years

Also, Cleveland is a short hop (less than an hour) to a bunch of much-cooler cities like Chicago and NYC by private jet.

 

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

/CLOSE THREAD

 

You have to be ****ing kidding me


That’s all it took?!?!


This whole everybody needs to play all NBA defense mentality is so stupid

 

Harden getting passed around the NBA like a Kardashian

 

Cavs play the Clippers tomorrow in LA…that’s crazy

 

Just means neither player will play

 

JHj is active for Clips, gets traded at half. Then scores 22 for Cavs in 2nd half. Misses shot at buzzer, Clips win.

 

What a steal for Cavs.

They didn't pay anything good to get James Harden.

 

Can’t decide if 2 or 1 is funnier.

 

Do you think you would get James for some combo of DFS, Adams, Eason or something like that?? Lol. The Rockets never had a chance. Clippers have an impatient owner that wants to win. He isn't going to be trading for draft picks.

 

Cavs got Harden by trading trash contract and a 2nd round pick. Lol

 

How about burning down the Rockets organization on his way out?

 

Thank you Cavs!

 

2 was actually ****ing hilarious I thought. 1 I would've possibly kneecapped him if I could get access and would've thought I'd get away with it

 

BULLET DODGED.

 

The Cavs were serious when they shipped out Hunter for Ellis, Dennis.

 

He made the deadline less boring rofl. One day to go.