ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Hawks 1/29/2026

Sengun was out there moving like he had a pregame mashed potato smoothie

 

He'd probably average +5pts/game if he could hit 75% of his FTs.

 

Up by one? No truffle chicken for you. You get the pack of nabs

 

It's malpractice on Stone's part if he doesn't trade for a guard before the deadline.

 

I didn’t see it.

 

That was a very ugly half. Good thing they are playing the Hawks.

Reed's gotta snap out of it on offense. He's not getting pressured like last night.

 

Rockets struggling so bad my man sirjesse went from posting chicken parmesan to crackers

 

2nd half team will be better.

 

That sounds delicious

-DD

 

I'm not sure if I can deal with Reed's inconsistency after four years of watching Jalen Green alternate between superstar and AAU scrub

I'm satisfied that he can be an NBA rotation player now and the shot will translate to at least some degree, but I really want to see what this team would look like with a guy who can take 8 three pointers per game and knock down 40% of them, and I don't know yet if Reed is him. If you take out that incredibly hot streak Reed had roughly up through the first half of November, the rest of the season he shot 36.9%.

 

I’m going to an installation tonight. Udoker pep talk gets them going I’ll post dinner in a few hours.

they mess up with the Hawks I’ll post crushed crackers

 

It looks like he’s doing it on purpose. Strangely

 

Are Ramen Noodles the next stop down on the Food Chain?

 

Does the team social media director lurk on CF? If so, please convey to Fertitta that the hardcore fans are hating this version of the Rockets.

 

hopefully they get going because those crackers were a sad sight

 

Udoker pep talk incoming. @TimDuncanDonaut can you make a version of the frog that looks like Udoker?

 

I’m going to hell for laughing at this the way I did

 

Noodles are actually closer to Heaven. You eat enough of them you may enter nirvana

 

I will be more disappointed with crushed crackers than a loss at this point. Pretty much sums up the state of this team.

crossing my fingers for a nice dinner pic @sirjesse