ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Blazers 1/9/2026

I'm so casual that I think he needs to be traded

 

Asian Plate Lady could twirl those fire sticks while balancing 5 dishes

 

I'm pretty sure I saw this show in Amsterdam, some girl's gonna pull a pineapple out of her Regina Phalange I think

 

LOLLLL daymm

 

I think we should get her to make friends with Tony Hawk, next evolution plate lady unicycle vert x games fusion

 

Losses to the Pelicans, Kings, Clippers and Blazers have turned me against Ime, not groupthink. Our offense is putrid. I'm tired of it, and I am tired of Ime not adjusting a damn thing. He is the most stubborn mother****er on the planet.

 

This is a strong predictor that we will win the game.

 

It’s a few of them that need to go, but stone is scared to make a trade. Hopefully KD put pressure on them. 1st round exit coming soon if we don’t do something.

 

Someone cursed both of them, they are not this bad at shooting man IDGAF what anyone says.

Hopefully law of averages kicks in against OKC and Minny next week.

 

Feel like Stone doesn't like to admit being wrong. Look how long it took him to trade Jalen when every man and his dog knew he wasn't it after season 2

 

Anavai 'O Te Ora

 

I bet these dudes have the best kava

 

Jabroni on Advija... do we want him to pop off now?

 

That worked out but man we spent 8 seconds trying to get KD the ball. it's just ugly.

 

Cissoko whacks him in the head and wants a challenge lol

edit: and they are challenging. Refs preparing to be assholes

 

Lmao too good

 

Peemay*

 

hahahahahaha **** offfff you cheating assholes

 

how does Portland get the ball there?????

should be jump ball no???

 

Splitter you sob.