ClutchFans Game Thread: Rockets @ Mavericks 1/3/2026

Alpe injured again?

 

The Skyriders are the best part of this game so far

 

I’ve got a mediocre picture on LP here in Austin. Lots of artifacts.

 

yep. Turning into Turkish Yao.

 

Yup, sprained his ankle a minute into the game

 

We won’t win this unless Reed can get his head out of his @ss and start playing like Curry 2.0 while Amen doing his thing. Ime will shut down KD if this thing gets -20pts like he always do. I just hate that Locked on Mavs guy always looking down on the Rockets and we’re just making his day again

 

We always get the worse whistle in Dallas. I feel like Cuban makes sure the Mavs always get up for the Rockets since the Yao days.

 

Did I just see a dude in skis on a trampoline?

 

Close game again?

Rockets will lose.

Because I know Ime sucks at adjustments.

 

This is your time Jabari to step up. Stop being a front runner, only playing well when we’re coasting. Man up!

 

but muh 52 wins better than Silas … couldn’t tell in that 2nd q, now that was some Silas lineups & Silas ball

 

Yeah it got stagnant when we coulda made one more pass.

 

Flagg looks like he lives in a 1973 mobile home in Oklahoma where he cooks AND uses Meth

 

Space CIty Home Network has been absolute shite today. Paying $200 for his stuttering mess.

 

Udoka halftime speech

 

I'm not on the fire Ime bandwagon yet but he definitely reminds me of Kevin McHale with his ability to adjust

 

Time to trade Sengun for Giannis.

 

If bari decent he would be fine but he is forcing it too much.

 

Fish flop

Trampoline and hula hoops

 

You know we’re scraping for anything if we’re at the point asking Jabari to step up his game