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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by dmoneybangbang, Dec 17, 2025.

  1. dmoneybangbang

    dmoneybangbang Member

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    Fortunately my mid life crisis has been more getting tattoos and going on more vacations.... any Rockets bruhs with Rockets and / or Houston sports tattoos?

    Thinking of getting the Dunkstronaut:

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    Any of yall with some good ideas? Saw a post on Reddit with a Dunkstronaut but a bit too colorful and cartoony for my taste.
     
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    You're goofy
     
    #2 GOATuve, Dec 17, 2025
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    Don’t do it man, that will not age well. The goofy rounded astronaut will be stretched into aging fat and what not. Unless you get it as a tramp stamp

    tribals get a bad rap but chicks dig it n schit

    I suggest Reed sketches/portraits or his Jersey # to be subtle


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    topfive CF OG

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    That's a lot of solid ink in there. Make sure you're drunk and on opioids for your session.
     
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    I give you permission to use my trademark hp moniker for a tattoo
     
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    everyone in that reddit thread is saying that tattoo is fire, and I think it looks like sh*t

    looks like a child drawing
     
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    I have a tattoo of a chihuahua with a red rocket on my belly
     
    #7 ThatBoyNick, Dec 17, 2025
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    Dunno, I like the dunkstronaut. That Reed drawing is gay AF
     
    #8 thegary, Dec 17, 2025
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    Does the archery lady count as a Rockets tattoo?
     
    #9 9baller, Dec 17, 2025
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    Hewlett Packard's been calling....

     
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    [​IMG]
     
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    @tinman got Leslie Alexander face on his lower back.

    and 2 trophies in del ray beach
     
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    Why would you get a picture of another cf member? @Dankstronaut
     
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    What if you’ve been pitching for the other side all along.
    Looks like a deck @Jontro
     
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    Do it. You only live once. **** the haters.

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    Wait our current logo is dated and will change soon. The dunkstronaut is great to cover something else up because it’s a lot of ink but don’t think a one year secondary logo will age well. You have a lifetime…
     
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    Option 1: Get Sengun tattooed on your neck. Just his name so it looks like he's your lover.

    Option 2: Get that Rocket dildo with the shark teeth tattooed on your d°ck and cover the whole thing. Make sure to have the fire from the rocket where your pubes are for added effect.

    Option 3: Do both.

    Just remember, all tattoos are equal in the eyes of the Lord.
     
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    I’m thinking of getting this tattoo:

    I like pie
     
    #18 Tfor3, Dec 17, 2025
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    Cleverly disguised show me your bobbies. There aren’t any of those here. It’s a sausage festival which makes this weird; I’m out.
     
    #19 pariah, Dec 18, 2025
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    lol

    Get tattoos. Get cool ones, silly ones, bad ones. YOLO.
     
    #20 Dankstronaut, Dec 18, 2025
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