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Guaranteed results every Houston Rocket opponent should have in their scouting report

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Futron, Nov 1, 2022.

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Which result is the most true for every game?

  1. The opponent's superstar will have at least 30 - 40 points

    5 vote(s)
    22.7%

  2. The opponent's center ( no matter if they are 3rd string) will almost go 20 & 10

    7 vote(s)
    31.8%

  3. The Rockets interior defense against lane penetration is almost non existent

    8 vote(s)
    36.4%

  4. Jalen Green will barely even get the ball so need to worry about him

    0 vote(s)
    0.0%

  5. The team forgot they drafted Jabari Smith Jr., so no need to worry about him either

    2 vote(s)
    9.1%
  1. Futron

    Futron Member

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    The Rockets opponents game scouting report is:

    1) Your superstar will score 30-40+ points

    2) Your center will get around a 20 & 10 statline

    3) The driving lanes will be open for layups, dunks, alleys, and any other highlight reel plays you choose to run

    4) Their "franchise player" is barely even featured in the offense
     
    #1 Futron, Nov 1, 2022
  2. Downtown Sniper

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    Pretty sure our offense would've looked better if Jalen got less ball the last few games.

    I kid I kid.

    Where's the option for Pick a random fan to coach for the game and they'll still outsmart the Rockets head coach.

    I know this doesn't really suit the game plan theme. But. F Silas.
     
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  3. daywalker02

    daywalker02 Member

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    That's not a scouting report but I recognize the sarcasm report.
     
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    Did you really say Jalen doesn’t get the ball enough? What?
     
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  5. ApacheWarrior

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    I didn't see the "All of the Above" option

    That's my selection
     
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    Interior defense is a turnstile. Has been for 3 years. Arguably since the Capela trade.
     
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    Clutchfans proved that the real unemployment rate in Turkey is 20+% So much free time for cringe sarcasms. Cute.
     
    #7 Rinaldi, Nov 1, 2022
  8. Futron

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    I honestly think we should just play zone D and pack the paint with at least 2 players at ALL Times!
     
    #8 Futron, Nov 1, 2022
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    6. Just let Jalen and Jabari shoot, they never make 'em
     
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  10. Futron

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    Unfortunately true :(
     
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  11. jim1961

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    Another, the Rockets are bad thread.

    Delightful :eek:
     
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