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Female Stand Up Comedians are a huge turn on for me

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  1. VanityHalfBlack

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    Like Whitney Cummings, Wanda Sykes, jade catta-preta,
    Annie Lederman, Nikki Glaser just to name a few. What are some of yours? That turns you on? Not necessarily looks. but being funny can get you a boner, you know? Also, keyword here is Stand-up, not doing skits on SNL or being on a sitcom.
     
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    Maria Bamford GOAT
     
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    Mrs. Maisel!

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    I like funny women, but not crass funny. Keep it classy but hilarious. That said, I don't find many comediennes funny. They seem to just try too hard and/or their humor is just too female based for me to appreciate. My wife is very funny, one of the main reasons I dig her.

    Christina P is a good one, although I've only watched a bit of her standup. I know her from her podcasts.

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    Jessimae Paluso
    Natasha Leggero
    Ms. Pat (not hawt but funny)


    Btw @VanityHalfBlack I think Cummings will be in Houston soon. I listen to her pod and I'm pretty sure it's early April.
     
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    this will test your libido

     
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    Lisa Lampanelli gives me a big ol hog.
     
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    Sarah Silverman has always done it for me but dam that girl can get as raunchy as any male comic
     
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    Nikki Limo. Primarily known as a YouTuber, but also a stand-up.
    Anjelah Johnson. Her nail shop bit is legit one of the best stand-up bits.
     
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    Iliza Shlesinger is mad attractive. Don't know how funny she is but she definitely got my attention.
     
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    Yep, super hot but she's also batsh!t crazy irl, according to multiple sauces.

    Natasha Leggero seems like a fun time. Nikki Glaser for sure.
     
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    for some of us, that’s a large part of the attraction.
     
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    Man, that's cringeingly (is that a word?) terrible, but huge props to her for having the guts to just say "f*** it" and seize the moment.
     
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    Man, you guys need to start indicating minute marks. Ain’t nobody got time for that.
     
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    she looked like this girl i knew in school... who tragically passed away at the hands of her pisofshet bf.
     
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    She is hot and the nail shop bit is hilarious. You might remember she used to do the Taco Cabana commercials.
     
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    When this first came out I was in Dallas with a ton of friends and mostly Viet folks. I showed it to about 20-25 people all I remember is everyone laughing really really hard.
     
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