I had the dumbest Date Ever he's from Iowa don't date anybody from Iowa

Hey @juanming i am waiting , baby . Is me vivi again . I use you acount again . This time i know this is you's . because this log in on my laptop all the time . i am so happy . because i call you to you phone dead . so i know you phone not with you . i cant fine you . feel so sick . if you see this call me . i dont know where you go .but i hope you come back tomorrow . this friday i dont need work . sunday i dont need go dance class . because July 4 , i have a lot plan , but you didnt here . i dont want anything .. i am sorry baby, i dont know have so much people like talk . but i know you . you the different . we are together one more year . just me think like kids. offen do something no brain . you teach me a lot things . i dont care other people how did say . we already talk marry thing if i can marry you i am happy . you know i miss you baby. I love you

 

I wear pink and am straight. I also have at least one two seven five kids. And have No wheel coffee table though, I think that’s the clue. If the centerpiece of your home is a bunch of big black holes it’s a hint.

He invited a gay man to his place in the middle of the night. He’s gay/bi and needs you to make the first move. Ask him if he liked Brokeback Mountain or movies about gladiators. It’s 2021, you can’t throw a stick at a crowd and not hit a bi person.

 

Dafuq did I just read.

 

I agree with this. I really should delete that app. Strongly recommend?

 

As the confident male voice in the thread, im ngl.

Therapist are not there to listen to you complain about your problems. And a $100.00 generally gets you a crappy therapist. It shows.

I dont have much more to add. Except that I have a major celebrity crush on Jessica Alba. I once saw her at a convention and she didnt even say hi back to me. I stayed up all night crying for 2 years. At least she isn't from Iowa or some other crappy rural american town. But ya, at 2 years of fixation, its safe the problem is with you, not them.

If someone can't take the time to give you 1 hour of their time for an adult conversation about each others needs and wants, you're better off going with a hooker. Its cheaper than a date. Even a high end escort is cheaper than a shitty relationship. Dont settle for less and dont let anyone tell you that your standards are too high. We all deserve better than we are worth. So spend a few extra dollars on a good therapist who will tell you to STFU and stop whinging.

 

My wife is from Iowa. Been married over 22 years with two kids. Every time we go there everything its ok ( unless you drive by a pig farm, worst smell ever).

 

Confirmed: He went on a date with Matt Bullard. Gay straight man from Iowa.

 

Contender for post of the year 2021

 

When I invite gay men over at 4am I’m usually looking to put them in the hole in my basement.

 

a basement in San Leon doesn’t seem all that practical.

 

That simple sentence is way funnier than it should be, I will always chuckle at that.

Just remembering that episode brought a smile to my face, so absurd.

 

This sentence has so many connotations.

 

It doubles as a pool.

 

Am convinced Silas is from Iowa....

 

Only on Season 2. Looks like I got screwed.

 

Are you trolling right now?

 

as my grandpa would always say when we visited..."smells like money".