[MOVIES] Coming Soon: Meg

Buck Turgidson · Sep 23, 2021

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Watching this now. It's LOL terrible.

'Hey Jason Statham see that giant shark that just murdered a bunch of people as is it's wont? '

'Yeah, mate, I see it'

'Jump in with a tiny spear gun and shoot it so we can track it'

'Can't I just shoot him from here?'

'Nah, reasons'

'No problem, mate'

Shoots shark from five feet away

'Ok, reel him in like he's bait. What could go wrong?'

rest of crew, including dumb billionaire, lesbian, black guy, pretty Chinese girl for Chinese market and also two white guys, stands by side of boat with beers like nothing can get them. Chinese chick is a shark expert, so that's cool.

'Hey beautiful Chinese lady who also happens to be a shark expert, want to take a turn in the huge shark area and shoot it for some reason?'

'Ok, what could go wrong? I'm an expert'

Super acrylic shark cage gets swallowed

'I'm on it, mate' Jason Statham to the rescue

Worldwide Box Office: 530m
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If you have Hulu, watch "Shark Lords"

The Captain · Sep 23, 2021

Buck Turgidson said: ↑

If you have Hulu, watch "Shark Lords"
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Does it drag on and on and on forever plus crazy rich Asians and a tiny dog gets fake-eaten like in The Meg?

Buck Turgidson · Sep 23, 2021

Xerobull said: ↑

Does it drag on and on and on forever and a tiny dog gets fake-eaten like in The Meg?
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It's just a stupid, fun, stupid multi-sketch. I was amused, but I have a weird sense of humor.

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