Houston Cougars Football Thread

Literally nobody does, at any program.

Don't feel bad.

 

Is King coming back to Miami next year?

 

Last I read he hadn't made a decision.

 

Anyone know what his projection is?

 

I was surprised to see us in any conversation for a bowl game after finishing the season 3-4 so I googled. Confirmed Hawaii vs UH in New Mexico Bowl Thursday Dec 24th at 2:30pm on ESPN.

 

CDH said about half the senior class has told him they are coming back next year. I think the only ones confirmed to not come back are Turner, Stephenson, and Stuart. I haven't heard about any others. He also said since this semester is over and wouldn't cost them their redshirt year the 2 transfers might see action in the bowl game. I think he was talking the RB transfer from Tech and one other.

 

FernTits hire his drinking buddy? @Nook
Never been impressed with the guy.

“Winning is defined at University of Houston as 10 and 2. We'll fire coaches at 8 and 4.”

 

UH football sucks

 

Hey that is Tildo’s buddy... and he likely has zero pressure on him because Tildo controls the athletic program. Best bet is Dana has a heart attack from shot gunning Redbull and porking coeds in the stadium parking lot.

Maybe Tildo can have Dana handle press conference for Rah-fell Stone.

 

Judging by the first half of is it too late to get us a new coach and a new quarterback? They act like they don't want to be there. Hawaii on the other hand is fired up and kicking their ass in all phases. I think coaching has a lot to do with it. The whole team is just going through the motions. No pride. No energy. It's pathetic.

 

This is the ‘glad I didn’t bet money on this’ bowl

 

HAY! Easy now.

Dana can shotgun *redbull double vodkas* in the no cameras, NO CAMERAS I said section of UH tailgates where the suburban back doors are always open.

Have you seen that man's hair? Glorious.

 

Play harder *clap clap*

 

Holgorsen is doing a terrible job and Houston looked like they didn’t even want to be out there. It feels like he’s just there to cash a check at this point.

 

With the exception of the first 10 minutes of the 3rd quarter, that was quite possibly the worst football game I have watched . Maybe 2nd worst. I forgot about the 70-14 drubbing against Army a few years back.

 

They finally fired Helton after his second winning season, then Dana Dimel was 0-11 two years later and kept his job.

 

https://247sports.com/college/miami...s-returning-for-another-season-157838967/Amp/

 

Good for him, in addition to obviously trying to build his draft profile, hope he's considering some graduate assistant or local coaching programs. Mr. Holgorsen of course will be the category manager for shellfish and powdered sauces at Landry's corporate in three years time.

 

First thing he needs to give Bryson Smith a shot at qb. Tune has a weak arm and can’t move. Terrible combo.