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  1. jo mama

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    i heard that fatty gave a girl herpes and jeff cured her of it then took her to a wildlife sanctuary to meet a panda. they also stopped at whataburger on the way there. i heard that she was really impressed with jeffs food game and thought that he really knew what he was talking about...she even asked if he was a professional food writer.
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Chuck Norris has Jeff on speed dial.
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Jeff can count backwards from 100 by 7s at record speed -- he also breeds p.a.n.d.a.s.
     
    #304 KingCheetah, Jul 20, 2020
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    jeff once sidelined as a country singer, but was so good that he was immediately promoted to frontliner.
     
    #305 jo mama, Jul 20, 2020
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    tinman 999999999
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    Jeff never left the 99ers
    he was always 100
     
    #306 tinman, Jul 20, 2020
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    #307 Buck Turgidson, Jul 20, 2020
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    #308 KingCheetah, Jul 20, 2020
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    bobrek Politics belong in the D & D

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    [​IMG]
     
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    boomboom I GOT '99 PROBLEMS

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    Candid photo of @tinman getting some ink...

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    Get well soon, Jeff.
     
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    FU Jeff! I'm going out with my female friends tonight. All of them into me but very civil about it.
     
    #313 Francis3422, Aug 26, 2020
  14. CometsWin

    CometsWin Breaker Breaker One Nine

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    Jeff is related to Virginia Rappe. That’s the REAL reason Fatty hates Jeff. o_O
     
    #314 CometsWin, Aug 26, 2020
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    marks0223 2017 and 2022 World Series Champions
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    Jeff is a Point of Sale?
     
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    Rona?
     
    #316 KingCheetah, Aug 26, 2020
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    Did he got to a restaurant Fatty recommended?
     
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  18. The Captain

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    No, joke that went wide.
     
    #318 The Captain, Aug 27, 2020
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    Man, did I need to read this. Nothing like taking a break from a global pandemics and the death rattle of our democracy by deifying Jeff through relentlessly mocking Fatty. Good times.
     
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