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Could Trump Ride a Bike?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Two Sandwiches, Aug 10, 2020.

  1. KingCheetah

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    Only if it's a Harley.
    Trump popping a red wheelie up the libs' A!
    Yehhhhhhhh MAGA your sweet sweet tail Donnie T
     
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    Is that his daughter in the picture? And Biden's creepy string of random girls he touches? Are they his daughter?
     
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    lol

     
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    If he could he would have bragged about it already no?
     
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    I feel very confident in saying that trumpybear would fall off of a stationary bike.
     
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    The other dude with the wisest quotes rode a bike..
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    Who is this guy he sounds a little like Slim Shady . .
     
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    How the right imagines Trump on a bike

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    How the lefts imagines it

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    Wha???? I imagined him in a Japanese schoolgirl uniform in a little skirt with no panties, with that Kardashian-ass booty on a custom-built seat, going up and down.
    Must be jelly coz jam don't shake like that.
    Mmmm. Who's hungry?
     
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    ... Do you wanna **** Trump?
     
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    Yes. If he would go for a walk with me in the desert, it would be so romantic.
     
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    Taking patriotism to a whole nother level, gotta respect it. But I fear with that cumbucket of a man, you might have a pretty long line.
     
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    Someone should tell him he's supposed to pedal the bike the PEDO the bike.
    *epstein didn't kill himself*
     
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    That's exactly what prompted the thread.
     
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    Perfect background caption.
     
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    They should arm wrestle.

    But then Jorgensen would win.
     
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    I was going to post Queen's "Bicycle" but this seems more fitting for this thread.
     
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