Russia arming whales?

#Facts

 

It has a collar, it's someone's lost pet.

 

We've been training seals and dolphins and lesser whales for years to do various aquatic tasks.

 

Dude, they blasted monkeys and dogs on 1-way missions into space. We good.

It's spelled 'Murica, btw.

 

What do you mean 'lesser whales'?

 

Whenever I see something like this, I just buzz in with "Alchohol."

 

Your non-baleen, non orca whales, your beluga, pygmy sperm (joke here, insert), pilot, porpoise, various dolphins

 

What do you mean you're non-baleen?

 

cetaceanist

 

I saw this story and recalled that we did something similar during Vietnam. I can’t recall the species (don’t feel like looking it up, but maybe porpoises?), but they were trained to prevent our ships from being sunk by the opposition. I was lucky at the time. I had friends who were drafted and sent to Nam. One was wounded pretty badly, and another came back addicted to the heroin that flowed freely over there. He was dead within a few years. Not a good time. I was going to see the Doors and Hendrix and Janice, and they were doing something they had no control over. Thank goodness, my kids don’t have to worry about the draft.

 

So I guess Amy Schumer is armed?