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Video of China Moon Landing has no stars either

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by heypartner, Jan 14, 2019.

  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    haha. How could they fake the same mistake twice. Fool me once, shame on you...

    Seriously though...cool vid.

     
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    Who is the Stanley Kubrick of China who directed this?
     
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    Did the Chinese go to the moon?

    Nope, they gonna come get us.
     
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    I would say John Woo but there are no bullets flying around and doves leaving the scene.
     
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    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    Lol, that is so fake.
     
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  7. heypartner

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    Why else do you think they landed on the far side, so our telescopes couldn’t expose their lies.

    And conveniently, they also launched a special satellite, in extreme orbit, to handle the problem of communicating with the far side.

    This is all a rouse (there was no lunar landing) to have an excuse to launch that spy satellite that likely has laser weapons on it too.
     
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    Santa Claus is fake, the Earth is flat, and the moon is made out of cheese.

    Sheeple
     
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    Moon Randing starring Matt Damon
     
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    the Chinese killed Kennedy
     
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    Wensleydale!
     
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    Keanu Reeves
     
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    So what you are saying is that Curry was right. Was Carl Everett right about the dinosaurs?
     
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    Lots of light on the dark side of the moon... just saying.
     
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    Stilton?

     
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  17. Dr of Dunk

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    They tied a flashlight to one of the legs of the lander. Duh.
     
  18. Zboy

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    Agreed.
     
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    Looks like bootleg footage of Voyager 2.
     
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    should have brought yao, jackie chan and jet li. then at least they'd have 3 stars during the landing.
     

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