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[Zdog the Jazz fan] Rockets rap diss

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by TMac'n, Feb 27, 2018.

  1. RealRocFan47

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    I assume, he loves Wendy’s, probably wanted some really bad, which makes believe he really loves the Rockets
     
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    "Fat slob.

    Tub of goo.

    Jazz fan likes to eat his own poo.


    Still angry Gordon Hayward jetted.

    30 and ain't ever had a girl friend bedded.

    Creepy how his bed is wetted.


    Slaps it to a Stockton poster.

    So sad he humped a toaster.

    Bloated big headed Mormon boaster."


    That's all you get. You work on making it better, I am just a 40 year old lawyer not some talented rapper.
     
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    But then he came back and continued being JJ Watt's cuck.
     
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    is another one of karl malone's illegitimates?
     
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    Is this real life?
     
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  6. Nook

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    It is real life in Utah.........
     
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    That might be the worst rapper I've ever heard .....
     
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    I dont think it has any value if you take it seriously. Its absolutely hilarious, wish the guys in the locker room could see it because I'm sure it'd give them a good chuckle.
     
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    Looks like a Billy Corgan clone experiment gone awry.

    His music taste and talent is straight out turrible.
     
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    Peace out!
     
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    Here is some motivation for Wednesday's game.

     
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    I’m really craving Wendy’s now.
     
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    I actually like the smell of Baconator Fries.
     
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    A star is born...Skrt skrt
    Best thing Ive seen today.
    Now I must to see his duet with Mr. Kellerman.
    Make it happen Clutchfans!
     
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    Awww man, im dying. There is obviously a 'issue' here so i'm not laughing at his 'issue'. The lyrics and the "yeaaaah, uhhhh" he puts at the end are just funny too me. I can't even work anymore laughing at this guy. I give him credit for putting himself out there and trying to be a super Jazz fan. go head kid, do your thang.
     
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    Exactly. . . I keep thinking . . . I should not be laughing
    Like .. he has an extra chromosome or something

    Rocket River
     
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    Ba Chomp Ba Chomp Ba Chewy Chomp

    Rocket River
     
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    "Watch out, Rockets. Z dog coming atcha"

    Yo, that face says dead-eyed predator.
     
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    He hates anything with a girl's name in it
     
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