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Mutant All-Female Crayfish, Which Reproduces by Cloning Itself, Is Filling Europe at Alarming Speed

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  1. No Worries

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    The Mutant All-Female Crayfish, Which Reproduces by Cloning Itself, Is Filling Europe at Alarming Speed

    The marbled crayfish looks much like any other freshwater crustacean. It has two claws, ten legs, and an attractive blue-brown marbled shell. Yet this six-inch creature, found in streams and lakes around the world, is far more sinister than you might expect. From a report:

     
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    Over/under on the # of years until there are no more male humans on the planet?
     
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    How do they taste?
     
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    The only question that matters.
     
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    "Right, let me tell you how this works. You're going in the drink, and I'm going to have a cup of tea. Beneath your feet is the famous river Thames. I just hope for your sakes you can hold your breath for as long as it takes my kettle to boil. After that, I'm gonna ask you a question, just one question. You're gonna give me a name. And if it's the right name, I'm gonna send you home warm and dry in a fresh set of clothes. If it's the wrong name, you'll be fed to the crayfish. They're American, these crayfish. Big, hungry bastards. And like most things American, they've eaten the natives...but they've still got room for more." -
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    This is the future feminists want. #demographicsaredestiny

    In all serious they taste really good
     
    #9 da_juice, Feb 6, 2018
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    Seriously! This is a very good thing.
     
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    The meat from these things is extremely toxic.
     
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    The crawfish are curious how Europeans taste.
     
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    An Evil, Cloning, All-Female Species

    #MeToo

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