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  1. jacoby

    jacoby Member

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    Why is Apple hoarding bra pics of women (and one fat guy I know) into private albums? Seems like an invasion of privacy no?

    Bonus: Type in "privies" and see what pops up. My d*ck pics popped up on my ex-girlfriend's photo album along with another guy's D.

    Is this legal? Lots of girls I know are freaking out.
     
    #1 jacoby, Oct 30, 2017
  2. Severe Rockets Fan

    Severe Rockets Fan Takin it one stage at a time...

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    No thanks.o_O
     
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    Apple uses machine learning algorithms to categorize your photos. Google Photos does it too.

    Zero clue why this is a big deal. Maybe the technologically illiterate think someone from Apple is going through all your photos to sort them.
     
    #3 RedRedemption, Oct 30, 2017
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    Whoever came up with the algorithm for this sorting must have been really bored or horny. or both
     
    #4 mvpcrossxover, Oct 30, 2017
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    All I get is pictures of someone's schizophrenic cat

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    #5 heypartner, Oct 30, 2017
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    i don't understand. i want to see some boobs.
     
    #6 Jontro, Oct 30, 2017
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    whats the keyword for us android users?
     
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    I have no idea what you are talking about, and I'm happy for it
     
    #8 DonkeyMagic, Oct 30, 2017
  9. jacoby

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    Android would never stoop so low.
     
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    Is this a homosexual liberation front?
     
    #10 Roc Paint, Oct 30, 2017
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    damn, when I typed in privies it showed me a video from 3 years ago when I beat up a hobo.
     
    #11 Mr. Brightside, Oct 31, 2017
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    is that you Tjones
     
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    thinly disguised RocketsTruth thread
     
    #13 Os Trigonum, Nov 1, 2017
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    For privies I got a pic of my dog in the bath tub.
     
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    Type it WHERE or on what field?

    And if we are skinny, does the iPhone realize this and say "Sorry, this is only for FATTIES..." ?

    You're not a very good teacher, man. :D
    :confused:
    OK, I don't know what's more weird, the fact that you're immature enough to have a desire to share what keywords or descriptive terms do on your phone, or the fact that you know or can tell us about what pops up on your ex-girlfriend's photo album and you know FOR SURE it's another guy's peepee. o_O
     
    #15 SwoLy-D, Nov 1, 2017
  16. FishBulb913

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    You don't know what Swoly's D looks like?
     
    #16 FishBulb913, Nov 1, 2017
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    Haha. :D That's pretty clever.

    And the answer to your question is NO. :( I kinda sorta can't see over my beer gut.
     
    #17 SwoLy-D, Nov 1, 2017
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