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Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Ns575, Dec 31, 2015.

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  1. Ns575

    Ns575 Member

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    Give out GSW jerseys for every fan at the entrances againsy irrelevant teams and have them mindlessly chant "waaarriioorrrss"

    Have a rich man who blows his money on stupid crap call up the front office and buy every ticket to the next game; only red rowdies show up and cheer mindlessly as usual.

    Free meal to selected restaurant from staff if Dwight misses more than 7 free throws

    Continue pls
     
    #1 Ns575, Dec 31, 2015
  2. HR Dept

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    2016, please come and bring change with you.
     
    #2 HR Dept, Dec 31, 2015
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  4. GolfWang

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    Start clutch at pg



    Replace the starting 5 with rockets power dancers
     
    #4 GolfWang, Dec 31, 2015
  5. Ns575

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    That'd only work if another team did that to us because we'd have all our club-going stars getting sexual assault charges thrown at them
     
    #5 Ns575, Dec 31, 2015
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    Desiree C <33333333
     
    #6 CK Johnson, Dec 31, 2015
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    Have the Texan and Astros play for the rockets
     
    #7 zeeshan2, Dec 31, 2015
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    This is ****ing wacky bro
     
    #8 Pen15clubber, Dec 31, 2015
  9. alethios

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    Maybe we'd see some defense.
     
    #9 alethios, Dec 31, 2015
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    Volunteer the Houston Rockets to save Matt Damon to build teamwork.
     
    #10 DreamShook, Dec 31, 2015
  11. Ns575

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    Except leave Brewer on Mars
     
    #11 Ns575, Dec 31, 2015
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    There are always casualties. We gotta save Matt Damon, he's worth it.
     
    #12 DreamShook, Dec 31, 2015
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    Didn't they leave Matt Damon up there in the first place? That's what our team would do
     
    #13 zeeshan2, Dec 31, 2015
  14. alethios

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    Yeah but they thought he was dead, like our season.
     
    #14 alethios, Dec 31, 2015
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    Come February, sign JJ Watt to 10 day contract. We do have a roster space available. Then send him in 5 minutes a game as a goon to cripple other teams' star players.
     
    #15 JoeBarelyCares, Dec 31, 2015
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    He's an alien, he prefers the thin air up there.
     
    #16 Spacemoth, Dec 31, 2015
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