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Stupid reversible men's belts

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by hotballa, Oct 30, 2015.

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  1. hotballa

    hotballa Contributing Member

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    Does every damn effing belt made for men have to be frigging reversible? The stupid twist buckle breaks half the effing time. How frigging vain do you have to be to think that many people care what color belt you wear??? And if they do care that much, then why the hell are you wearing something as tacky as a reverisble belt? Just buy another one. 200 frigging belts at marshalls, found like 5 (timberland) that didn't have that stupid pany twist buckle for dipcracks who decide they want to change their belt color in the middle of the effing day
     
    #1 hotballa, Oct 30, 2015
  2. FTW Rockets FTW

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    Slow day at the dry cleaners?
     
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  3. Blatz

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    Shop somewhere else?
     
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    hotballa thread.
     
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  5. HR Dept

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    Switch to karate belts. You'll get more respect from your peers.
     
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    Get a better job so you can afford a better belt
     
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  7. JuanValdez

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    Spend the extra money to get a quality (non-reversible) full-grain leather belt from a legit purveyor (I bought from these guys: http://www.orionleathercompany.com/). Not only will the ****ty belts at Marshalls have their reversible buckles break, the glued leather composite they're made out of will crease and fray and split and all the stitching will come out. A real belt is not only better, it'll actually be cheaper in the long-run.
     
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    JuanValdez wrote this post while sipping on scotch and using a straight razor.
     
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    Pretty sure it was a double anejo tequila. You know, being a JuanValdez and all.
     
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  13. hotballa

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    fascinating...I'm now searching for full grain leather wallets also
     
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  14. Mr. Clutch

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    I read a study that showed American men saved $2.3 billion annually on belts after the reversible concept was released.

    In that study there actually was an extra .45 billion spent on buckles.
     
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    I have purchased reversible belts from calvink klein, kenneth cole, nike golf, and michael kors. buckles all broke in less than 2 or 3 months. it's a stupid concept.
     
    #15 hotballa, Oct 30, 2015
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    Sepatown!

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    why do you care what belt someone else wears? those dry cleaner fumes getting to you.
     
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    Why do you care why he cares?
     
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    Careful!!!
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