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[weslinder] No-handing it at the urinal, acceptable practice?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rhadamanthus, Jan 26, 2012.

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  1. thadeus

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    Sometimes I do jumping jacks at the urinal.

    It's good to get some exercise while performing other tasks. That's why I always tell girls they should do their kegels while waiting in line to visit me.
     
    #21 thadeus, Jan 26, 2012
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  2. weslinder

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    Have you used the urinals with the little replaceable pad in them to prevent splashing? (Sort of looks like a big plastic dish scrubber.) That is a miracle of modern science.
     
    #22 weslinder, Jan 26, 2012
  3. rhadamanthus

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    What we need now are dress shirts with little replaceable pads on the cuffs to prevent poo smears. :grin:
     
    #23 rhadamanthus, Jan 26, 2012
  4. Kronos

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    Thumb and index finger.

    Question is..do you think sexual thoughts or even rub your cak with your hands in your pocket to provide more intimidating size when in a crowded restroom at the club and know guys will be sneaking peaks?

    I do. I walk away and feel proud and mighty. Like i was victorious in sport.
     
    #24 Kronos, Jan 26, 2012
  5. tmoney1101

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    that is one of the gayest things iv'e ever heard.
     
    #25 tmoney1101, Jan 26, 2012
  6. B-Bob

    B-Bob "94-year-old self-described dreamer"

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    Yes, I always think that this invention should be the flagship of all pro-science arguments (as opposed to lasers and semiconductor chips and that stuff.)

    What is sneaky and diabolical is the urinal cake.

    REDACTED FURTHER INANITY
     
    #26 B-Bob, Jan 26, 2012
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  7. bnb

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    I hope you followed up that song with Ice Ice Baby.

    ...in keeping with the urinal theme.
     
    #27 bnb, Jan 26, 2012
  8. Fyreball

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    What clubs do YOU go to?? South Beach in Montrose? No normal person does this....
     
    #28 Fyreball, Jan 26, 2012
  9. Kronos

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    It ain't gay. They're the ones that's gay for lookin at mah dick!
     
    #29 Kronos, Jan 26, 2012
  10. Kronos

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    Whatever man. Yall making me feel uncomfortable with all this gay ****. Everything has to be gay with clutchfans.

    Enjoy your Thursday gents.
     
    #30 Kronos, Jan 26, 2012
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  12. Duncan McDonuts

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    A+...
     
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  13. Jugdish

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    I always no-hand it. These balls aren't going to piss on themselves.
     
    #33 Jugdish, Oct 8, 2015
  14. DonkeyMagic

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    A+ . pwnd
     
    #34 DonkeyMagic, Oct 8, 2015
  15. Two Sandwiches

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    I can't no hand it. Don't want to pee on my shoes.
     
    #35 Two Sandwiches, Oct 9, 2015
  16. The Captain

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    Hmm... I pictured you much taller.
     
    #36 The Captain, Oct 9, 2015
  17. CCorn

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    How did you get a B?
     
    #37 CCorn, Oct 9, 2015
  18. Two Sandwiches

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    Not sure.


    I got a D.







    A big, fat D.
     
    #38 Two Sandwiches, Oct 9, 2015
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